Turbine Wheel Appreciation Society

[Dereck]

Hi All

Has my original "Turbine Wheel Appreciation Society" thread been deleted ? :( because I can't find it :( :(

Regards

Dereck

[V8guy]

Hi Dereck....God Forbid, I most certainly hope not. That would be truly outrageous. We would have to seek out those responsible and punish them harshly.

[megaforcer]

I am a member, he he he, I am the one who has been smoking Derecks cigars :D

[pro-five-oh]

Odds are the site got cleaned up to save space and your thread fell victim.

Any complaints can be sent to the webmaster. She's standing beside the giant turbine engine and is ready to throw ya in there. ;)

[Dereck]

Hi

That's not fair :( all the other wheel societies threads are there, that's it I am going on strike.

Regards

Dereck

[LSC SS]

Dereck any threads with no new posts in 30 days usually get deleted, sorry :(

[Desert Stallion]

Damn, smack-down from Karl. :(

;)

[Matthew]

quote:Originally posted by LSC SS:
Dereck any threads with no new posts in 30 days usually get deleted, sorry :(

Are informative threads that would benefit everyone saved? Things that are techy but haven't been made into dedicated tech articles yet?

It's information like that, saved on the board somewhere, that will help rank the site in the search engines, not to mention come in handy to new members.

Watch what you delete.

[JoshMcMadMac]

quote:Originally posted by Matthew:
Are informative threads that would benefit everyone saved? Things that are techy but haven't been made into dedicated tech articles yet?

Yes, right here (http://www.lincolnsonline.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?category=6).

quote:Originally posted by Matthew:
Watch what you delete.

Why don't we just allow Karl to continue to do a superior job around here and let him make the calls? He's been doing a great job for quite some time now, I think he's got it pretty much doen pat.

[Matthew]

quote:Originally posted by JoshMcMadMac:


Why don't we just allow Karl to continue to do a superior job around here and let him make the calls? He's been doing a great job for quite some time now, I think he's got it pretty much doen pat.

I'm glad to see that they are saved. Awesome. Keep up the good work Karl.

[pro-five-oh]

quote:Originally posted by Matthew:
It's information like that, saved on the board somewhere, that will help rank the site in the search engines, not to mention come in handy to new members.

Its called the Archives. The Lounge is the only place where Karl's comment applies.

Anything TECH related that is posted here is immediately moved to the correct model forum for future archiving.

[LSC SS]

quote:Originally posted by Matthew:
Watch what you delete.

I use the 30 day rule in the lounge to keep the space down some, anything of importance such as tech items or other informative posts get moved to their respective forums (Mark VII, Mark VII, etc.) and will be archived from there.

[LSC SS]

I see that Mr. Pro and I are on the same page here !!

BTW, shouldn't you be at work denying someone's claim or raising their rates ??

[ November 03, 2004: Message edited by: LSC SS ]

[Dereck]

Hi All

Seeing how all the other Wheel Societies threads are still available in the lounge, I believe Thw Turbine Wheel Society was unfairly singled out for deletion.

I hearby accuse the Moderator of this forum, that in a jealous fit of rage owing to the unpopularity of his own Torque Thrust Wheel Society (http://www.lincolnsonline.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=7&t=000913) he delibratly with malice aforethought deleted the Turbine Wheel Societies homepage.

Unable to match the huge membership, opulent headquarters and sheer magnificence of the Turbine Wheel, he desperatlty tried to erase all traces The Turbine Wheel Society.

However like the Phoenix, the mighty Turbine Wheel shall rise from the ashes stronger than ever.

Regards

Dereck

[Steve Moran]

Um ......ya you betcha.

[skarhed]

I'll cover you Dereck! http://www.MyOnlineImages.com/Members/skarhed/images/TurbineDefender.jpg

[LSC SS]

How about this:

http://www.fordvschevy.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=14651&stc=1

[ November 03, 2004: Message edited by: LSC SS ]

[NYC LS8]

quote:Originally posted by LSC SS:
with one click of my mouse (http://www.lincolnsonline.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=delete_topic&f=7&t=001878)


quote:FYI
Only administrators or moderators may perform this action.

» Please use your browser's back button to return.



:confused:

[Silver Cobra]

Remember guys, in this forum, Karl is God. He can wipe away our stamped thoughts, our creative works, our bickering etc. with a simple click. I'm scared now :( .

[DaKat]

I ain't skeered! :D

[pro-five-oh]

You should be with that post count. tongue.gif

[DaKat]

Ummm, you wanted to keep your post count, didn't you? tongue.gif

[skarhed]

Turbines, turbines, turbines!!!
http://www.MyOnlineImages.com/Members/skarhed/images/TubineDefender2r1.jpg

[AceFrehley03]

You should've put a more intimidating aircraft in that picture.

Oh dear god no, not a airliner! It'll drop luggage on me!

Couldn't you put in something that is known to strike fear in the hearts of those on the business end of it? Something like the F-14D Tomcat? F/A-18 Super Hornet?


P-38J Lightning?

http://p-38online.com/p-38j-2.jpg

[Silver Cobra]

quote:Originally posted by DaKat:
I ain't skeered! :D

Well that's cuz you're God's Goddess tongue.gif . And I'm a peasant who bows at your presence and kisses your @$$ at every opportunity.

--Exit ass kissing post--

[OneWayStreet]

Ya'll are too much! :D

This is greatest!

(edit) AND I started another page. :cool:

[ November 03, 2004: Message edited by: One_Way ]

[Steve Moran]

Hmmmmmm! Looks like Skarmark1 has lacy looking wheels on it to me.

Good job covering Dereck :D

[LSC SS]

quote:Originally posted by DaKat:
Ummm, you wanted to keep your post count, didn't you? tongue.gif


http://lsc-ss.com/lscss_site/Images/IMAG032.JPG

[DaKat]

LOL - y'all are silly :D

[skarhed]

quote:Originally posted by AceFrehley03:
You should've put a more intimidating aircraft in that picture.

Oh dear god no, not a airliner! It'll drop luggage on me!

Couldn't you put in something that is known to strike fear in the hearts of those on the business end of it? Something like the F-14D Tomcat? F/A-18 Super Hornet?


P-38J Lightning?

http://p-38online.com/p-38j-2.jpg
Look close my young friend, that be the AWACS that is giving targeting info to the F/A-18's on attack final!

[skarhed]

quote:Originally posted by Steve Moran:
Hmmmmmm! Looks like Skarmark1 has lacy looking wheels on it to me.

Good job covering Dereck :D
Even more shocking, they're wires!
http://www.MyOnlineImages.com/Members/skarhed/images/SM1-LRwWires-1.jpg

[AceFrehley03]

quote:Originally posted by Skarhed:

Look close my young friend, that be the AWACS that is giving targeting info to the F/A-18's on attack final!

The AWACS shouldn't be that close to a fire zone though. The Boeing E3 isn't that fast of an aircraft, it's at too high of a risk to get shot down by SAMs.

So you don't want to go that old school, why not send in a little F-14D Tomcat? Fleet defender, capable of striking 6 individual targets from over 100 miles away - before most people even know its there. smile.gif

http://members.at.infoseek.co.jp/steel_northstar7/motoko/F14D.jpg

Note: Sorry for the thread hijack. smile.gif

[Benny]

Long Live the Turbine Wheel appreciation Society. :D

[LSC SS]

quote:Originally posted by Silver Cobra:
Remember guys, in this forum, Karl is God. He can wipe away our stamped thoughts, our creative works, our bickering etc. with a simple click. I'm scared now :( .


http://lsc-ss.com/lscss_site/Images/IMAG034.GIF

[Dereck]

Hi All

You just can't keep a good appreciation society down, as predicted the Turbine Wheel Appreciation Society is rising from the ashes, like the Phoenix it will once again spread its wings bringing joy to to many millions of people worldwide.

We allready have a new logo

http://lincoln.superstitiongold.com/pictures/TurbineSignature.jpg

Our humidor is well stocked with Cohibas fresh from Cuba and our cellar has some of the finest Wines and Cognacs from around the world.

Our sumptuous connelley leather armchairs are so inviting next to the roaring log fires in our Oak panelled lounges.

So gather round fellow Turbine connoissuers we are once again open and taking in new members all the time.

Regards

Dereck

[ November 07, 2004: Message edited by: Dereck ]

[LSC SS]

I just voted myself in as an honorary member, pass the booze and the smokes !! :D

[ November 07, 2004: Message edited by: LSC SS ]

[skarhed]

See, if we would just enjoy a smoke and a fine beverage together peace will reign.

[pro-five-oh]

ROFL...that picture pretty much says it all. I love it!

[Dereck]

Hi All

We are also still here Steve smile.gif

I am making this post from one of the opulent lounges at the Turbine Wheel Appreciation Society's new headquarters.

As I luxuriate in my connolly leather armchair in front of a roaring open log fire, gently puffing on a hand rolled Cuban Cohiba with a glass of Napoleon brandy on the King George V side table, surveying the fine works of art adorning the mahogany panelled walls of one of the Society's lounges, I think to myself other wheel appreciation societies can only dream of matching the magnificence of the mighty Turbine Wheel.

Regards

Dereck

[Hizhonor]

Okay, Dereck.... what are you REALLY smoking over there? tongue.gif hehehehehe

LACE WHEELS RULE!

quote:Originally posted by Dereck:
Hi All

We are also still here Steve smile.gif

I am making this post from one of the opulent lounges at the Turbine Wheel Appreciation Society's new headquarters.

As I luxuriate in my connolly leather armchair in front of a roaring open log fire, gently puffing on a hand rolled Cuban Cohiba with a glass of Napoleon brandy on the King George V side table, surveying the fine works of art adorning the mahogany panelled walls of one of the Society's lounges, I think to myself other wheel appreciation societies can only dream of matching the magnificence of the mighty Turbine Wheel.

Regards

Dereck

[Desert Stallion]

Give me turbines or give me death!!!

Oh sorry, over the top.

[V8guy]

Luv them turdbines.

[Steve Moran]

I tryed Lawd knows I tryed.
I looked at a set of turbines I cleaned a set of turbines and I still cant see what in the world you could ever want with them.
The only thing I can say for sure is I am so glad Lincoln did not make a pair for the V6 Conti.
My purple car has a set that looks quite a bit like a Turbine wheel but I just tell myself they are not.
I really hate to quit driving it if I am told otherwise.

[ December 18, 2004: Message edited by: Steve Moran ]

[Benny]

Defender of The Turbine Wheel Appreciation Society. http://www.strangemilitary.com/images/content/16943.jpg

[AceFrehley03]

quote:Originally posted by Benny:

Defender of The Turbine Wheel Appreciation Society.

Pity it's unarmed.


Attacker of the Turbine Wheel Appreciation Society, defender of the post-whoring nation.
http://pageperso.aol.fr/anthonymichel/images/f14%20tomcat%20wallpaper1.jpg

[skarhed]

Just thought I’d drop in to the Headquarters for a fine smoke, a finer drink and stimulating conversation. There really is no need for saber rattling, the realities of the beauty of the Turbine will win out. As a woman does not need a diamond to make her beautiful, neither does a fine automobile need a certain wheel to be attractive. But just as the light from perfectly cut facets can highlight the natural charm of the lady wearing it, so too does the geometric precision of the Turbine accentuate the lines of a fine automobile. Diamonds and Turbines are forever.
Peace.
http://www.MyOnlineImages.com/Members/skarhed/images/RFwhl-full.jpg

[Steve Moran]

I think you ment to compare Turbines to a Cubic Zerconia ring. ;) :D

[DustyLBottoms]

quote:Originally posted by AceFrehley03:
[QB]

Pity it's unarmed.

]

Actually it's not,

That's a rockwell b-1 Bomber.....developed to drop nukes on the USSR. It's very well armed

:cool: :cool: :cool: :cool:

[Benny]

Other Defenders of the Turbine Wheel Appreciation Society. http://www.strangemilitary.com/images/content/8358.jpg http://www.strangemilitary.com/images/content/6370.jpg http://www.strangemilitary.com/images/content/2837.jpg

[Desert Stallion]

Fortunately for the TWAS, our opposition has made a critical error in their choice for new Defense Chairperson...

http://tinypic.com/xvm1z

[Dereck]

Hi All

Settle down guys, all this talk of war directed at the Lace Wheel Appreciation Society makes us no better than President Bush.

We should not be talking of war but taking pity on our Lace Wheel loving friends for they no not what they do, they have been corrupted by the evil that is the Lace Wheel, it is an addiction they cannot control.

I propose that the ever benevolent Turbine Wheel Appreciation Society set up a fund to help the less fortunate, and further to that end, we set up a clinic (Similar to the Betty Ford Clinic) to wean these misguided individuals from the dark side of Lace Wheel Appreciation and show them the shinning light of Turbine Wheel Appreciation.

I also ask all members of the Turbine Wheel Appreciation Society to raise a glass to our new Public Relations Officer, in recognition of his unending devotion and untiring defence of the Turbine Wheel, ladies and gentlemen please welcome Skarhed as our new P.R officer.

One final piece of business, we have just struck a deal with Little Debbie to deliver a daily supply of cakes fresh from the bakery and still warm.

Regards

Dereck

[OneWayStreet]

quote:Originally posted by Dereck:
Hi All

Settle down guys, all this talk of war directed at the Lace Wheel Appreciation Society makes us no better than President Bush.

Regards

Dereck

You've been sneaking over to OUR side and have seen the light! Yes, classy IS better.

;)

[Steve Moran]

Oh.... Ya.....Dereck.... (wink)I have seen the light and I think you are right about turbine wheels.(snicker) So you guys Keep them clean and take care of them. (snicker.. snicker) because they will make your cars look so much better. (turning blue trying not to laugh out loud) :D :D

[Benny]

Dereck,
they are making fun of our FINE society
and they have aligned with the evil Post Whoring Nation.

[megaforcer]

Shut Up Dereck, you got lace wheels on your Town Car :D

[Silver Cobra]

http://memimage.cardomain.net/member_images/11/web/335000-335999/335625_97_full.jpg

You will all bow before the mighty aluminum flower petal wheels.

EDIT: Cardomain sucks ass right now.

[ December 20, 2004: Message edited by: Silver Cobra ]

[Dereck]

Hi All

quote:Originally posted by megaforcer:
Shut Up Dereck, you got lace wheels on your Town Car :D

No I haven't smile.gif

http://www.members.aol.com/user875651/Conti2

Regards

Dereck

[Steve Moran]

Megaforcer I had gotten a phone call about two days ago from the woman with the turbine wheels, she has them off and in town at her shop. I popped over to look at them and she had the shop locked up because she is having her baby, Her boyfriend should be around today so I will get the snapshots.

As much as I hate to do it I will post them as soon as I can get them.
I want to make you people happy, even if I have to turn you over to the dark side.
I hope you like writing on cave walls.

It sounds as if you should be able to pick them up for $50. plus shipping, we get a corperate discount from UPS so it should be cheap. ;)

[megaforcer]

Hey Stevo, I am still waiting patiently :D Send me the pics as soon as you can get them. I would love to get that set.

Dereck, that’s your conti, not your Town Car, you cheater :D

[pro-five-oh]

Steve is outfitting Lincolns with Turbines?

Dereck drives a Lincoln with Lace wheels?


WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO? :eek:

[Dereck]

Hi

What about this one guys my 88 Town Car surely that counts, I loved that car we were together a long time, it was like one of the family.

http://www.lincolnsonline.com/article101_1.jpg

Regards

Dereck

[ December 21, 2004: Message edited by: Dereck ]

[Steve Moran]

quote:Originally posted by pro-five-oh:
Steve is outfitting Lincolns with Turbines?

Dereck drives a Lincoln with Lace wheels?


WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO? :eek:

Pro, I see it this way.
Sometime kids will find happiness with the most gosh awful things you have laid eyes on, if they’re happy what can you do but to accept the ugly thing they want into your life. This is what I do for the members.
I just encourage them to keep the lace wheels, they will come to there senses and I would not want them to feel out of place when they want to come back to the protective arms of the Lace Wheel Appreciation Society.