gimpgutter
February 12th, 2005, 10:38 PM
So...i went to the auto show today and ventured over to the Lincoln section expecting to see the Zephyr. Boy was i dissapointed to find none there. So i walk over to the booth desk and go to ask the young hot girl what happened to the Zephyr, and this middle aged salesman butts in and told me it wasnt there. So i was talking to him and the conversation continued like this:
Me: "So where is the Zephyr"
Him: "Unforunately it is not available right now but will be at the New York Show in March. What car do you drive?"
Me: "A lincoln...continental."
Him: "Was it an inheritance and what year?"
Me: "Yes, from my parents and 1996. I always wanted a mark viii, but this works fine"
Him: "How many miles?"
Me: "130,000. Suspension is ready to go."
Him "I see."
Me: "so march is when it will be shown at the NYC show. I will be going to that too, guess i'll have to wait to see it. So it's based off the Mazda 6, eh?"
Him: "Yes, that is correct. It has the Mazda chassis and is also used in the Ford Fusion and Mercury Montego(think thats what he said)models."
Me: "Ah i see. I am a little dissapointed in the styling. I mean, the front says Lincoln, but the back its just blah."
Him: "I think its a very stlish car with a beautiful interior.....but the back............says Honda"
Me: (chuckled) "What engine does it have?"
Him: "A 210 hp V6."
And here is the kicker
Me: "So why would anybody want to buy a Zephyr over...lets say a g35, an acura tl"
Him: "Well, its entry level luxury, not mid luxury. It should be priced under the v6 LS which is $33K. So somewhere in the upper $20K's. Lincoln will market it that way."
Me: "OK, how bout the CTS? Why wouldn't someone buy that which is more stylish, has more HP, and is the same price."
He pauses...i look up at his face and he extends his arm towards the brochure...and was stumped.
I don't remember what happened next, but he walked away for 2 seconds, i laughed my ass off with my friend and as we walked away he said "I'll see you in March."
Heh, i hope i see him again and REALLY hope that he gives me an answer justifying lincoln's outcome.
I ditched the brochure in some VW model that i sat in cuz i was disspaointed. I didnt even look through it. Lincoln has nothing really to offer anybody now cept a poorly built LS and the old but reliable Town Car. For the luxury sport market...they really dont have anything compared to Caddy's lineup. The CTS and CTSV, STS and STS V, and XLR just blow all of lincoln's cars away right now. I think if they dont get their act together, fords 2nd best luxury department will be nosediving. :( smile.gif smile.gif smile.gif smile.gif :( :cool: smile.gif
Me: "So where is the Zephyr"
Him: "Unforunately it is not available right now but will be at the New York Show in March. What car do you drive?"
Me: "A lincoln...continental."
Him: "Was it an inheritance and what year?"
Me: "Yes, from my parents and 1996. I always wanted a mark viii, but this works fine"
Him: "How many miles?"
Me: "130,000. Suspension is ready to go."
Him "I see."
Me: "so march is when it will be shown at the NYC show. I will be going to that too, guess i'll have to wait to see it. So it's based off the Mazda 6, eh?"
Him: "Yes, that is correct. It has the Mazda chassis and is also used in the Ford Fusion and Mercury Montego(think thats what he said)models."
Me: "Ah i see. I am a little dissapointed in the styling. I mean, the front says Lincoln, but the back its just blah."
Him: "I think its a very stlish car with a beautiful interior.....but the back............says Honda"
Me: (chuckled) "What engine does it have?"
Him: "A 210 hp V6."
And here is the kicker
Me: "So why would anybody want to buy a Zephyr over...lets say a g35, an acura tl"
Him: "Well, its entry level luxury, not mid luxury. It should be priced under the v6 LS which is $33K. So somewhere in the upper $20K's. Lincoln will market it that way."
Me: "OK, how bout the CTS? Why wouldn't someone buy that which is more stylish, has more HP, and is the same price."
He pauses...i look up at his face and he extends his arm towards the brochure...and was stumped.
I don't remember what happened next, but he walked away for 2 seconds, i laughed my ass off with my friend and as we walked away he said "I'll see you in March."
Heh, i hope i see him again and REALLY hope that he gives me an answer justifying lincoln's outcome.
I ditched the brochure in some VW model that i sat in cuz i was disspaointed. I didnt even look through it. Lincoln has nothing really to offer anybody now cept a poorly built LS and the old but reliable Town Car. For the luxury sport market...they really dont have anything compared to Caddy's lineup. The CTS and CTSV, STS and STS V, and XLR just blow all of lincoln's cars away right now. I think if they dont get their act together, fords 2nd best luxury department will be nosediving. :( smile.gif smile.gif smile.gif smile.gif :( :cool: smile.gif