LincolnsOnLine.com


Home Forum Links Tech Rides Decals Power Tour Gallery
Go Back   Lincolns OnLine Message Forum > General Topics > Lincoln Lounge
Register FAQ Calendar Mark Forums Read

Reply
 
Thread Tools
  #1  
Old July 22nd, 2009, 10:03 AM
hypostang's Avatar
hypostang hypostang is offline
Observer of Double Standards
 
Join Date: August 9th, 2008
Location: Maryville Tn
Posts: 879
hypostang is just really nicehypostang is just really nicehypostang is just really nicehypostang is just really nice
A Guy Walks In

A guy walks in to a bar with a lizard on his shoulder
Bartender says " Hey that's pretty interesting"
Guy says "Thanks it's my pet , I call him Tiny"
Bartender says "Oh yeah, Why Tiny?"
Guy says .....................





"Well he is My Newt "
__________________
88 LSC Dark Cabernet
Sold
88 Town Car Signature that was my Dad's
88 Thunderbird LX, poor replacement for my Mark VII
but a nice car in it's own right



Reply With Quote
  #2  
Old July 22nd, 2009, 10:25 AM
Hizhonor's Avatar
Hizhonor Hizhonor is offline
Mark-o-holic
 
Join Date: May 19th, 2004
Location: Bensalem, Bucks County, PA
Posts: 7,927
Hizhonor has a brilliant futureHizhonor has a brilliant futureHizhonor has a brilliant futureHizhonor has a brilliant futureHizhonor has a brilliant futureHizhonor has a brilliant futureHizhonor has a brilliant futureHizhonor has a brilliant futureHizhonor has a brilliant futureHizhonor has a brilliant futureHizhonor has a brilliant future
Quote:
Originally Posted by hypostang View Post
A guy walks in to a bar with a lizard on his shoulder
Bartender says " Hey that's pretty interesting"
Guy says "Thanks it's my pet , I call him Tiny"
Bartender says "Oh yeah, Why Tiny?"
Guy says .....................

"Well he is My Newt "

Horse walks into a bar..... Bartender looks at him and says, "hey.....why the long face?"
__________________
"I bought a noise filter for my car but I can still hear my wife when she's talking to me!"

'92 Mark VII LSC SE
Reply With Quote
  #3  
Old July 22nd, 2009, 09:29 PM
Steve Moran's Avatar
Steve Moran Steve Moran is offline
Madd Essex power Yo!
 
Join Date: October 17th, 2003
Location: Brookings SD
Posts: 6,477
Steve Moran has a reputation beyond reputeSteve Moran has a reputation beyond reputeSteve Moran has a reputation beyond reputeSteve Moran has a reputation beyond reputeSteve Moran has a reputation beyond reputeSteve Moran has a reputation beyond reputeSteve Moran has a reputation beyond reputeSteve Moran has a reputation beyond reputeSteve Moran has a reputation beyond reputeSteve Moran has a reputation beyond reputeSteve Moran has a reputation beyond repute
Okay! someone please wake me up when this is over.
__________________
*****************************************************************************

Although no trees were harmed as a result of making this post, a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced...

"Fate just has it out for you, Steve. Do you walk around with a big bullseye on your back?.... "luxuryrules

"Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned or even disagreed with!" LSRX101
Reply With Quote
  #4  
Old July 22nd, 2009, 09:38 PM
SignatureSeriesOwner's Avatar
SignatureSeriesOwner SignatureSeriesOwner is offline
Phonograph Phanatic
 
Join Date: November 2nd, 2007
Location: Surry,Virginia
Posts: 6,104
SignatureSeriesOwner has a brilliant futureSignatureSeriesOwner has a brilliant futureSignatureSeriesOwner has a brilliant futureSignatureSeriesOwner has a brilliant futureSignatureSeriesOwner has a brilliant futureSignatureSeriesOwner has a brilliant futureSignatureSeriesOwner has a brilliant futureSignatureSeriesOwner has a brilliant futureSignatureSeriesOwner has a brilliant futureSignatureSeriesOwner has a brilliant futureSignatureSeriesOwner has a brilliant future
You knows what is so ironic? Post #3 is the funniest.
__________________
1994 Lincoln Town Car Signature Series - 140,048 miles
1993 GMC Sierra C2500 SL - 254,177 miles - sold!
1993 GMC Sierra K1500 SLE - 124,129 miles, fully loaded, 5.0!
1977 Lincoln Continental - 81,748 miles.
"Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.” - Oscar Wilde
Reply With Quote
  #5  
Old July 22nd, 2009, 09:53 PM
OneWayStreet's Avatar
OneWayStreet OneWayStreet is offline
LoL DJ and Moderator
 
Join Date: March 14th, 2004
Location: Peoria, Arizona
Posts: 7,552
OneWayStreet has a brilliant futureOneWayStreet has a brilliant futureOneWayStreet has a brilliant futureOneWayStreet has a brilliant futureOneWayStreet has a brilliant futureOneWayStreet has a brilliant futureOneWayStreet has a brilliant futureOneWayStreet has a brilliant futureOneWayStreet has a brilliant futureOneWayStreet has a brilliant futureOneWayStreet has a brilliant future
Quote:
Originally Posted by SignatureSeriesOwner View Post
You knows what is so ironic? Post #3 is the funniest.
Yep, he's the man.
__________________
Rick
Cross Country Adventurer
Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks

Thread Tools

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump


All times are GMT -5. The time now is 10:44 AM.



Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.4
Copyright ©2000 - 2010, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
vB.Sponsors


LincolnsOnLine.com is not affiliated with Ford Motor Company or its
Lincoln-Mercury division. Unauthorized duplication strictly prohibited.

Copyright © 1999-2010 LincolnsOnLine.com